This is what our Sunday looked liked….
Crying because he doesn’t want to take his pajamas off
Crying because I left his pajamas on
Masterfully moving a stool around the house to get into everything he shouldn’t be
Using the elderly cat as a “field” to “plow” in with his monster truck
Begging not to take a nap half an hour before naptime is even mentioned
Neverending super loud “garbage truck” sound effects
Sitting on the potty for twenty minutes and screaming because he doesn’t get a reward for farting.
Half an hour of tears after Daddy took away the handful of butter knives he got out of the drawer
Demanding to wear shoes without socks even though the last time he did this, he rubbed his big toe raw
Dumping out blueberries and grinding them into the carpet with said shoes with ridiculous glee
Running away with a napkin covered in yogurt instead of throwing it away. Rubbing said napkin all over a fabric rocking chair.
Telling me to “shhhhhhhhhhhhh” every time I spoke to SuperDad
Declaring he doesn’t want a shower and then crying for 10 minutes because he doesn’t get one
Refusing every single food offered to him and then begging “Supper? Me hun-ry??” five minutes before bed.
Calling “Mommy mommy mommy” Stuey style (ala Family Guy) from your crib at 10:15 pm
Good thing he’s cute….